00:00:06: All right, ladies and gentlemen welcome back to a brand new episode of artsy fartsie immigrants.

00:00:11: We've got some fun things to talk about.

00:00:13: A lot of updates a lot of news And some fun stories.

00:00:17: so let's get into it Alright everybody.

00:00:37: well you can probably tell from the title Of this episode It is day fifty-two.

00:00:42: But if you are a first time listener You might be wondering Day fifty two what dude being a total loser?

00:00:49: Day Fifty Two being chowed no Day fifty-two of being exactly the opposite of that sober man.

00:00:57: A man taking a stand against self brutality.

00:01:03: Day fifty two, my liver's hero.

00:01:07: That right friends today is as this recording day fifty to.

00:01:12: why did I say it so high?

00:01:13: As if this recording is day fifty too And there's also a lot of fun things to get into besides that, but I did just want to kick off the episode similar to the previous one which i believe is called day twenty three something like That.

00:01:30: um where you know?

00:01:32: Of course.

00:01:32: That was like an uh You know a debut sort of like admission.

00:01:37: Yeah being an alcoholic wanting to stop all that and work on my life and make it better And so you can check out.

00:01:46: I wanted to kick things off saying if you've never heard the show before, this is all a new thing for me but i do think it's always fun and healthy to talk about.

00:01:54: .I'll just knock this section out at the start.

00:01:57: But for anyone searching for help or someone who needs help there Is a link in the show notes.

00:02:04: For The Alcoholics Anonymous European sort of department There are free sessions on like every single hour around the clock All around the world.

00:02:14: Don't wait.

00:02:15: Go get the help you need.

00:02:17: and with that aside There's a lot of stuff this been going on.

00:02:21: I mean, you know if the last episode was called day twenty three in today's episode is Day fifty two.

00:02:27: Life does come at ya fast.

00:02:29: so there's a few things.

00:02:31: um i also That are part of the information.

00:02:34: but Also?

00:02:35: I still Need to plug A bit Of other Stuff Which Is Cologne cologne Cologne.

00:02:42: You guys are going to be having a comedy festival and your boy me Herr Prinz is performing.

00:02:51: I am performing at the Night Wash Club in Cologne as part of The Cologne Comedy Festival, twenty-twenty six on October twenty third!

00:03:12: The ticket link is in the show notes.

00:03:14: Other noted comedians will be performing as well like Simon Pierce, a fellow beloved-beloved-is-if-I'm-belooved.

00:03:23: He's an actor right here in Munich and he'll perform the night before.

00:03:31: There are lots of performances looking to see if there're people I recognize.

00:03:40: all these names I don't know.

00:03:42: But you guys might know Germans like Ossan Jaren and Bastion Bielendorfer, Simon Steblein and Thorsten Streeter and Jerry, I'm guessing Jerry Wieshahn and Bjorn von Morgenstern.

00:03:55: Bjorn van Morgensteren, Pam Pengko, Anna Lucia, Ellie and Ellie Liz at the Langs as Arena.

00:04:04: so those are probably some very famous people.

00:04:07: they're doing a double show also the night before, but I know Simon Pierce so go see him.

00:04:14: I don't know The Big Dogs here But if they're funny you know.

00:04:17: let's do your thing!

00:04:18: But i would suggest twenty-second Simon Pierce, twenty third Jordan Prince.

00:04:23: Both performances are at the Night Wash Club.

00:04:27: Then If You've Never Seen Me Do Stand Up And You Want To Get A Little Taste For It.

00:04:31: Also In The Show Notes.

00:04:32: Basically Everything You'd Ever Want In The Whole Wide World Is in The Show notes okay?

00:04:36: also uh...you can watch my previous stand-up specials on my YouTube.

00:04:41: They are up there in full length, high quality very high quality filmed edited.

00:04:48: it's a proper show.

00:04:49: its all put together.

00:04:50: you can check those out those links from the show Nets too.

00:04:53: if You have not already before they are gone.

00:04:57: I do believe we're in The last little stretch here of having them to offer but If you Have Not gotten your bottle of Jordan Prince Ausfatt to Hell hot sauce.

00:05:09: The link, guess where?

00:05:11: You'll never guess is in the show notes.

00:05:13: heat supply is a fantastic partner and I just respect them so much.

00:05:17: i admire them And I just love that whenever I order my new sauces because I go through them like crazy.

00:05:25: but Whenever I do get my new rounds of sauces I love Just being able To Go on the little Notes at the checkout and go.

00:05:30: why don't you toss A few bottles My sauce in there.

00:05:35: Hmm Why don't you sneak a few bottles of your boys?

00:05:39: Sauce and that box ain't.

00:05:40: nobody looking Nobody's gonna know.

00:05:44: it's just our little secret.

00:05:47: And then I go to the house fight to hell.

00:05:50: original Jordan Prince hot sauce In partnership with heat supply.

00:05:55: So really crazy things have been going on.

00:06:00: I want to shout out a long time friend in real life and of the show, Benjamin Hofmeister.

00:06:12: And Gloria!

00:06:14: They are wonderful couple an old friends who have new baby.

00:06:22: So congratulations to Ben and Gloria.

00:06:26: I don't know if they'll have a chance To listen to this episode because Their little Carla Matilda Was born.

00:06:37: let me check you.

00:06:37: twenty fourth of July.

00:06:39: so they are smack dab in the thick of it.

00:06:41: They're like as at this recording, I think like eleven days twelve days oh Yeah, eleven days into being parents.

00:06:50: That's probably enough private information to have shared already.

00:06:53: But yeah, I'm really happy for them.

00:06:56: so congratulations Papa Hoff and...I don't know if Gloria took Ben's last name but yeah Papa and Mama Hoff Congratulations on little Carla.

00:07:09: And it seems like you know It's an old cliche.

00:07:13: I wouldn't even say thirty anymore, i do think that age gap has shifted upwards but when you get past let's say thirty-four everyone like it has a kid.

00:07:29: It is really crazy.

00:07:29: and the divide between friends of yours uh...the friend hangs between people who DO AND DO NOT have kids is staggering.

00:07:42: You pick up on the difference pretty like immediately in behaviors and choices, and schedules... And you hear such a distinct exhaustion In parents' voices especially Like I was gonna say first five years but i think it just The exhaustion format changes right?

00:08:08: newborn adrenaline exhaustion, very little sleep but you're kind of in a high and then have the terrible twos.

00:08:17: you know toddler age is more like physically dying, dragging your body across gravel tired all the time and annoyed.

00:08:28: And it's the lesson learning in the boundary building era.

00:08:32: but then this starts to shift into oh my gosh they're getting into little adults and there are probably more concerns over safety having a lot of agency fighting back on things than god forbid they have puberty.

00:08:47: Why can't everyone just be a little Catholic choir boy and just everyone?

00:08:50: Just being neutered did not have to think about it.

00:08:52: why Can't Everyone, Just Be what do you call those a eunuch?

00:08:55: yeah everyone should just But then I wouldn't be here And You Couldn't Be entertained by a mediocre white man and that we can simply can Have That.

00:09:05: but Yeah i Think Once You hit Like Thirty Four Everyone Seems To Have Kids.

00:09:12: um and the friends that don't also Those Behavior Shift.

00:09:15: i feel like Um, it's uncommon that the friends in the thirty-five to forty two age range.

00:09:25: That um you know again this is not a judgment on people's choices.

00:09:30: This Is simply an observation about The fact that that age range without Children You Know whether or Not It's by Choice Or not.

00:09:39: Um, you do see like hobbies and interests being picked up that sort of take-up That time would be dedicated to raising children.

00:09:49: Like people suddenly getting two cats And said oh I went... You know.. I wanted to give them the voice i don't know.

00:09:58: I was gonna say it went into shelter but idk if they did that here Probably.

00:10:02: Idk.

00:10:03: I got a puppy once in my entire life.

00:10:09: But, you see people like suddenly they went to a place where they can buy... ...a pet.

00:10:14: And then I got six!

00:10:18: I'm a little cat mama now and made individual instagrams for all of them.

00:10:22: And oh, and then they give them personalities like that's little Titos.

00:10:32: He never wants to leave that sofa!

00:10:34: Oh he is such a lazy kitty.

00:10:37: Such a lazy little couch potato aren't you Titos?

00:10:44: Don't touch him You'll get it to cease now.

00:10:48: Or do or pick up hobbies Like I'm into bows & arrows Now.

00:10:55: That right This is my pet Rufus.

00:10:57: He's a hawk!

00:10:59: You just see guys who get those thick, full arm length leather like raven or hawk gloves?

00:11:06: They're like... Would you like to see him eat a Pringle?

00:11:10: Watch this.

00:11:11: RUFUS!

00:11:15: WAIT FOR IT.

00:11:16: YOU SEE HIM OVER THERE ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP?

00:11:18: HERE HE COMES!

00:11:23: Delightful.

00:11:24: Oh yo-you only have the sour cream and onion pringles.

00:11:27: Oh, he's a chili cheese guy just like me.

00:11:29: Isn't that right Rufus?

00:11:32: Beak is made of metal Or yeah you get the guys who are like.

00:11:36: I bought a snake.

00:11:37: His name was Toby.

00:11:39: You want to see me feed him.

00:11:41: He likes the rats alive or they get an ant farm.

00:11:48: It's always people Who buy Ant Farms and act like God And then they polish rocks.

00:11:57: I'm just gonna be a little adventurer and watch my aunts build a colony under sand.

00:12:02: Mmm In between in-between lobbies of fortnight, I am going to have an ant farm that wins.

00:12:09: name is Larry.

00:12:12: He's not.

00:12:13: he always tries do escape but i never let him.

00:12:16: he'll never escape.

00:12:18: Yeah, so it was people who buy snakes and stuff.

00:12:20: you know Who?

00:12:23: mean also sounds bad.

00:12:24: some people get into like Hobbies and you know, they get into skill sets suddenly like the bow-and-arrow joke or You also see it.

00:12:35: Like not crazy things.

00:12:37: But you'll just notice a change if I'm making sense there.

00:12:40: It's not as if people who don't have kids at that age range all go crazy.

00:12:44: but you do see them pickups more interests.

00:12:46: their hobbies are Things that aren't.

00:12:50: They're new.

00:12:50: they just take up more time, more responsibility.

00:12:52: More...they need more dedication to it.

00:12:55: Oh you know You know Tad I don't know why was gonna name someone in my.

00:13:01: this met a hypothetical tad But like yeah tad tad swimming a lot these days loves love's making those laps old tad.

00:13:12: but Yeah It's an interesting difference, but he'd just like everybody just seems too Pick up something or they just don't have any time because they've had children.

00:13:22: so it's an interesting thing with the age gaps there and I Like have seen that develop, and it's just an interesting observation overall On a different note completely.

00:13:33: So this is The world's worst segue here.

00:13:36: but we must move on.

00:13:39: i Am A little bit Just to incy-bincy Little tiny little bit now In a movie.

00:13:45: oh Oh... I remember when i was on the lower levels like you guys.

00:13:52: You just gotta pull yourself up by your bootstraps!

00:13:55: You're gonna have to put your chin up, okay?

00:13:58: Keep truckin', keep the path ahead movin'.

00:14:02: Just one step at a time get off- You're just rollin' that hill chief Yeah..I remember those old days waiting tables and putting dishes away for coin But not now.

00:14:14: Now im Kind of sorta in a little movie.

00:14:20: Did I mention that?

00:14:21: did i mentioned That?

00:14:22: I worked on an Oscar nominated movie and then I mentioned them before.

00:14:25: oops Me mentioning, that is like people who went to harvard.

00:14:28: it's Like you kind of.

00:14:29: they just don't not mention It.

00:14:31: oh You liked you liked disclosure day and that's interesting.

00:14:36: Did you know when i work done on Oscar nominated the movie once.

00:14:42: Oh That does.

00:14:44: I am making fun of having worked on an Oscar-nominated movie and it's like one Of my best friends who was actually Oscar nominated.

00:14:51: And I want to just quickly before I move onto what i'm about To talk, about um.

00:14:55: I would do Want a shout out two Moritz as well.

00:14:57: moritz bender because?

00:15:00: It's his movie that I Was making fun at myself for.

00:15:03: but also he had A birthday in that gap between the last episode In this one.

00:15:06: so once again happy you know birthday moritz.

00:15:10: Hope it wasn't nice birthday.

00:15:13: Um, you know his and mine like our favorite sort of cinema Hero action hero is Indiana Jones.

00:15:21: He's the biggest Morris Is The Biggest Harrison Ford fan?

00:15:24: I've-I didn't know they made Harrison Ford fans Like this.

00:15:26: i love This guy!

00:15:27: I loved that.

00:15:28: he's obsessed with Harrison Ford.

00:15:29: um...he's Made me more obsessed With Harrison Ford as time has gone on And um..i just uh thought it would be a nice gift for His birthday if i drew him A picture of Indiana Jones, so I've been doing a lot more drawing.

00:15:47: I mentioned that in the previous episode And I'm really glad to be getting back into it have been drawing actors.

00:15:53: You know what drew like the pulp fiction movie cover with Uma Thurman?

00:15:58: I tried you know my attempt at John Malkovich.

00:16:03: My favorite ones have been like ballet dancers Like just getting all the little textures and muscles.

00:16:08: but I found a really cool picture of the classic Raiders Of The Lost Ark cover where he has the whip behind his back and is, you know like in the middle of one of those like yah!

00:16:17: moments.

00:16:18: And drew it for him...and i still have it-I haven't seen him since he's had a birthday.

00:16:23: I was in France with my brother which also is a topic..i'm just gonna jot down because i almost would've done this whole episode and not mentioned that.

00:16:34: i went to france oh and in Italy.

00:16:40: Yeah, that's gonna be a fun story!

00:16:41: Okay let me just make that note and we will get back to the movie.

00:16:44: so shout out to Moritz.

00:16:50: Now, with that out of the way I would like to officially announce because now i legally can.

00:17:15: I was in a movie and it's not just any movie ladies and gentlemen.

00:17:19: It is the debut feature film written by Ify.

00:17:27: That's right, um...it Is A wonderfully Written rom-com And Quotenmeta.de quote meter this media site Says it like This ZDF which again for The non German or Non Germany based listeners.

00:17:46: ZDF is kind of like one.

00:17:48: the main networks, you know?

00:17:49: Like The States has ABC, CBS and NBC.

00:17:54: Um...ZDF was kinda like that And so it's a feature film.

00:17:59: It's Romcom and its four television and it's Ify first Greenlit Feature.

00:18:06: Its really cool big step In her career and it's a great movie.

00:18:11: I'm so glad that I got to sort of see it develop over time And occasionally toss in like opinions or little jokes here and there.

00:18:20: um, i feel very you know connected To this movie and um That was- It is still currently filming... ...and uh..I gotta be Uh have a small role in it.

00:18:32: Um This Is What The Website Quotimita Says.

00:18:37: ZDF is filming the romantic comedy not your daddy.

00:18:41: It's called Not Your Daddy and Tonya Bill.

00:18:44: I met her.

00:18:45: she's the lead Place this character Clara, and i think it's just a perfect fit.

00:18:50: She's A wonderful wonderfully talented woman And she really looks in my head like The clara character Like she looks In real life how the character always looked in My Head?

00:19:01: And Pascal forgive me pascal if im saying you last name wrong Howduz Hurus.

00:19:08: He plays the love interest Dan, sort of an enemies to lovers tale.

00:19:12: And he also looks just like how I imagined Dan.

00:19:16: They are in front of the camera for a romantic comedy about a fateful sperm donation.

00:19:21: So here's what The Press release says.

00:19:33: After finally becoming pregnant with the help of a sperm donation, she discovers that her self-absorbed colleague Dan is the biological father.

00:19:51: This unusual premise forms the basis for the new ZDF Sunday afternoon comedy.

00:19:57: Not Your Daddy.

00:20:02: They better not change that.

00:20:03: That's been there from day one, I love the title.

00:20:05: It is currently being filmed in Munich until mid-August.

00:20:08: Antonia Bill plays Clara while Pascal portrays her colleague Daniel.

00:20:12: both work at a real estate agency and are competing for The business of the eccentric client.

00:20:17: Ingrid Bausch played by Utah Spiral which i found out very late into this process.

00:20:25: She's famous actress.

00:20:28: she plays Yeah, an eccentric client which kind of brings the two into their enemies and then they're gonna get forced to work together on this thing.

00:20:39: Caught between professional rivalry and these surprising revelations about The Sperm Donation Clara is forced to question what family truly means?

00:20:47: And whether life can even be planned!

00:20:51: I don't know why i'm doing that but it does sound exciting.

00:21:04: Simon Pierce, yeah he's also in this.

00:21:07: Irina Krobenova Daniel Friedrich Jakub Schreier He is a good actor.

00:21:16: Caroline Hartmann Amanda DeGloria Anton Fatoni Schneider That right very famous rapper and lead of his own Netflix original series.

00:21:28: Fat Tony is in the show.

00:21:31: Hans Stathelbauer and Sarah Camp.

00:21:34: Katerina Bischoff, a friend of ours directs from a screenplay by E. Fee.

00:21:41: Prince Not Your Daddy Is A Commissioned Product Of or Production Of CDF.

00:21:48: The film was produced By Construction Film Production?

00:21:51: Construction Film Productions Producers Are Veronica Ferris That's Big Name For those who know, you know.

00:21:58: Elena Jelenik and Yulia Rappoldt.

00:22:01: Jennifer Drake is a junior producer in Leopagos the commissioning editor at ZDF.

00:22:06: so yeah big names on this Fat Tony, Veronica Ferris Utah Spidle.

00:22:14: it's cool because its connected to bigger world but also feels very close by like.

00:22:18: if he wrote I know Jakobshaya a little bit.

00:22:26: It's being directed by a good friend, it's been dp'd and like filmed By her husband Robbie which is also very close friend And it just feels very you know local and cool but also like with several You-know outstretched limbs Like squid arms into different sort of Cool...I don't know cool worlds!

00:22:50: I don't know how else.

00:22:52: Yeah, you know what i mean?

00:22:53: Like it feels local and cool and approachable but also like is a big deal connected to the bigger industry people.

00:23:01: so that's awesome!

00:23:02: And there...is-I don't want to give too much away But There's A Place That They Have To Spend Some Time In in The Film and um..in This place I am playing.

00:23:16: It's like if I say Um, that I'm spending time in a place and i'm a nurse uh you're gonna think oh why didn't he just say use it at the hospital?

00:23:24: It's not.

00:23:24: I'm just a nurse in this place um.

00:23:27: But if I say the place it kind of gives away like part of the story.

00:23:30: That's why I don't want to say it.

00:23:32: but um In this place The characters all kind of go too now And then I play A nurse!

00:23:40: There are some cool little background fun things.

00:23:42: You know...I've done some extra work before..but there is a bigger moment Later in the film where I get some pretty proper screen time.

00:23:51: I don't know how much they're gonna cut it down But I can tell you that It is really goofy, really over-the-top and i just went for it.

00:24:00: Um...it was very uncomfortable.

00:24:04: but then basically For those who've never worked on any projects like this before You're going to swing for whatever kind of performance you want.

00:24:14: do I mean, depending on what the director wants obviously.

00:24:18: But um...I was given complete freedom to do my thing in this particular scene and I swung really big!

00:24:29: And it's fun to that because i feel like struggle most in subtlety?

00:24:35: Oh you Jordan never.

00:24:37: yeah surprise Um, keeping it all kind of low-low key and like micro expressed is...it's tougher.

00:24:45: It's more real and grounded and naturalist And you know someone like Daniel Day Lewis or Florence Pugh Can probably pull that off a little better.

00:24:56: I'm more of your Robin Williams Jim Carrey type.

00:24:59: so sue me um and I swung big, but for those who've never worked on projects before you're gonna do it like seven times.

00:25:10: So i Do feel that in the end.

00:25:13: Like they told me Okay so i did the first take of this thing and it's a big bold Thing And i felt good about it.

00:25:23: i swung Big because i felt more comfortable like just being extra me?

00:25:29: then when They yelled cut I instinctively just said, one take wonder.

00:25:37: Kind of in the joke like i don't have to do that again right but it came off a bit as if i was super extra proud even though i did feel good about it.

00:25:46: and then they all say yes I'm done.

00:25:56: It was three

00:25:57: minutes.".

00:25:59: I thought, wow okay well that's how it is sometimes.

00:26:02: but then and it was really awkward because you know...it's weird being filmed Because your-I mean this sounds so stupid and cliche But its like You're..you're....its SO unnatural.

00:26:18: Its so deeply unnatural to be filmed Like in the frame that I'm in.

00:26:24: There is myself and one other person, And there's almost nothing in the background...there's a building maybe some extras in the far distance but it basically you just have like picture frame of me or this another person.

00:26:38: What You Don't See Is The Like Fifty People Behind That Camera.

00:26:42: There's the director, there is all of the crew.

00:26:45: There are big light structures and diffusers... ...and people holding cables with makeup and costume.

00:26:53: It's just so distracting!

00:26:56: And it's a very unnatural place where you have to suddenly Like really, really put yourself in a headspace where it is normal and there aren't a bunch of people just standing there watching you.

00:27:09: But once ya kinda get into it... For me its about where to look.

00:27:14: I mean yeah don't look at the camera.

00:27:16: they didn't have tell some peoples stop doing that In this one party scene but they weren't like Actors.

00:27:25: I think it was more.

00:27:25: I mean, I don't know It was just some people that I think that was their first thing ever and they were older.

00:27:33: but Like in my position you- That's not the issue like to not look at the camera unless this is a complete kind of chaotic Thing And You Just Accidentally catch a glimpse.

00:27:47: If it's a stationary thing, its pretty easy not to look but getting into like natural ish state in this very unnatural world that they're built around you.

00:28:01: for me what helpful is where to look.

00:28:04: so I'll find the collar of someone shirt And sort of stick with that or off.

00:28:12: So I remember vividly there was one man wearing a plaid shirt and i looked at his back, and kind Of like performed to his shoulder blade?

00:28:22: then There Was a woman who had like tan Like a tan skirt Or tan pants or something and she was turned in A way where I saw her hip.

00:28:31: so it would Kind of move my eyes a bit like There were people Who if I looked At then they were all looking at my eyes, because obviously there's a performance going on in the humanities and the eyes.

00:28:46: But I get taken out of these moments if I look at someone's eyes who is not acting with me.

00:28:57: It's different when...I have one moment where the lead actress asks my character Um, and that's different because you know Okay.

00:29:09: It's your playing it playing with someone.

00:29:11: You're supposed to look them in the eyes But if I'm doing something they kind of on my own like in this big scene i'm talking about Which I hope they keep a lot off cuz it was really fun.

00:29:20: um If I were to look and catch someones eyes?

00:29:23: I suddenly see Jordan And I see this other person and I don't see Like myself in this character anymore.

00:29:29: So yeah, I was looking at people shirts and pants shoes.

00:29:34: But yeah, I got to do two days.

00:29:40: I did two days on set and it's just really cool!

00:29:43: It's nice to be back on a set... ...it's nice see the flow in the machinery of it.

00:29:50: Just i don't know..It is really cool And I've gotten some compliments about my work.

00:30:00: A lot of the people, like I had worked with them before and some of them were our you know old friends And stuff too.

00:30:10: so it was also very... It's all very relaxed.

00:30:14: Yeah!

00:30:16: Don't Know if they have a tentative release date for this yet.

00:30:23: Let me see.

00:30:25: If there is We'll See what This site Says Here.

00:30:32: No, it's the same okay.

00:30:33: It's this same press Release huh?

00:30:40: Okay, okay But that's cool.

00:30:42: so then the press is out for this for this movie.

00:30:46: So That's cool.

00:30:47: its coming.

00:30:48: Its gonna get more and more attention as time goes on because they're still filming.

00:30:53: so to still be it'll Be next year when we can see it.

00:30:56: but yeah not your daddy very Very Cool.

00:31:01: Then Moving on, shall we?

00:31:05: I Got some really cool new shows set up.

00:31:10: so Again reminder cologne comedy festival October twenty third Let's see.

00:31:19: I'm just writing something down here.

00:31:23: Yeah I'm really bad at multitasking the twenty-third of October in Cologne and I don't know.

00:31:35: Can I announce it already?

00:31:38: Let me see here.

00:31:39: There's there's like a few things that i can say.

00:31:44: so What, I will say is the twenty-twenty seven Like major you know jordan prince comedy tour.

00:31:56: um let Me just write something else down That I can't forget for later.

00:32:02: Yes sorry.

00:32:04: So The official like Next a big tour is penciled in pretty much locked for spring.

00:32:13: But there are shows that Are going to be happening in October.

00:32:18: They're all in October, which has been the anus.

00:32:21: That's being any ass to me okay?

00:32:23: It's pretty many.

00:32:24: and yes at their own y'all came here but you've got to go if you can't get Gonna have a lot of specialty comedy for these shows because they're tailored to where I'm going to be and They might have some crossover with some stories For the major tour, but because it's smaller subset Of audience that will beef at The Octavia our shows.

00:32:47: That's a good place from me.

00:32:48: To also sort of work out which things on my boot in like replace for the main tour for spring.

00:32:54: so In October, the first few days of October.

00:32:58: I don't really know if i'm supposed to say this because you can't like get tickets.

00:33:03: But...I am such a good promoter!

00:33:06: I will be at Kaiserslautern, Wiesbaden, Baumholder and Gemeinschaftszentrum Bahnheim via Atlantic Academy.

00:33:37: Atlantic Academy sounds cool!

00:33:40: I'll be performing there in the first week of October these places.

00:33:45: then on the fourteenth of october.

00:33:51: And now this is a really special one for me.

00:33:54: On the fourteenth of October, I will be in Budapest.

00:34:01: Oh Let's do a quick things to know about Buda past.

00:34:09: let's do it.

00:34:11: Buda pest is formed by two sides buddha and pest.

00:34:18: that That's not trying very hard at all guys.

00:34:22: Divided by the Danuba River famous as The Thermal Bath Capital of the World, I didn't know that!

00:34:29: That's gonna go into this set?

00:34:32: Um...I'm just putting Buddha- I can't- I'm writing down Budapest Research.

00:34:38: God Fascinating entertainment here Jordan.

00:34:42: So let's take a little look here.

00:34:44: October fourteenth i will be performing in Buda in Bootypest, which I'm very excited about.

00:34:53: The venue is called the Mixat.

00:34:55: Let me take a look here... the mix at looks pretty cool!

00:35:07: Looks pretty chill yeah.

00:35:10: so if you're gonna be on BootyPest and live there If anyone listening to this is hungry for more Please don't.

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00:35:39: Just don't unfollow because these bad jokes I promise won't make the bad jokes anymore.

00:35:45: Gonna go to Budapest gonna.

00:35:46: Go to budapest in Hungary on the fourteenth and let's take a look at some things about Budapeste besides that fascinating piece of History, but it's Buddha ant pest And they were just like.

00:36:00: how bout Buddha past though The hilly western side Buddha holds the old Buddha castle and Fisherman's Bastion.

00:36:09: Oh You didn't tell me there was a bastion Much less one for the fishermen.

00:36:15: Well, hmm while The Flat Eastern Side pest I'm also.

00:36:19: that's funny to me.

00:36:20: just That you know.

00:36:23: i don't know if they were To like separate Like You Know If They Were To Separate New Jersey and New York?

00:36:30: If There Were To Combine Those Names As One Place And They're Like Yeah This Place Is Jersey York and uh One Side is.

00:36:39: One Side Has A Castle in a Bastion And the other one we just call The Pests.

00:36:45: Features, The Hungarian Parliament Building and The Nightlife.

00:36:48: Oh!

00:36:49: All of the pests are in The Night Life?

00:36:51: I like it...I LIKE IT!

00:36:54: Top landmarks Walk across the chain bridge View the shoes on the Danube Bank Memorial Okay, and visit Stevens-Stevens as if its a guy i know Saint Steven's Basilica.

00:37:08: Ooh currency.

00:37:10: Okay, they don't use euros.

00:37:12: Interesting!

00:37:12: Use Hungarian forint instead of euro's for better rates and avoid independent Euronet ATMs.

00:37:19: Yeah Dude Don't use your own at ATMs.

00:37:24: I mean if you have to You Have To.

00:37:25: But man there a scam Man those high surcharge fees are ridiculous.

00:37:32: Getting around public transit is fast cheap And digital ticketing is available via mobile apps.

00:37:41: Okay, so they are just a city.

00:37:44: Like guys we got buses and like you hit there's apps.

00:37:48: I'm like yeah if Munich has it that shouldn't be listed as a promo for any other.

00:37:52: You know well major City.

00:37:55: Because me because usually the last place to Progress or update their technology Airport Express Bus.

00:38:04: They have fact about their airport express bus.

00:38:08: Why?

00:38:09: Anyway, thermal baths.

00:38:10: Famous spas like the... Oh this is going to be tough for me to pronounce.

00:38:19: S-S-H-N-E.

00:38:20: Sashenye Baths cost around seven thousand to twelve thousand HUF's.

00:38:26: I just don't know why you when a different country has different currency and but you have the inflation so it doesn't like in my mind does not feel weird.

00:38:39: Let's say twelve thousand HUFs, Hungarian Florence.

00:38:44: If that is like fifty euros or a hundred euros doesn't it feel strange in your head to be like I'll go this spot for twelve thousand Florence?

00:38:57: It's interesting to me but i guess thats just how its does.

00:39:01: Here we go.

00:39:01: twenty one things before visiting Budapest.

00:39:06: Pack comfortable walking shoes, but not sneakers.

00:39:09: Huh?

00:39:11: Since Budapest is a highly walkable city you're going to be on your feet all day.

00:39:14: pack shoes that you'd be comfortable wearing for hours while keeping in mind the sneakers will likely single out as a tourist.

00:39:22: so wait comfortable shoes But not sneakers.

00:39:27: So like loafers I feel Like they would even more touristy.

00:39:32: who doesn't wear?

00:39:33: people don't wear sneakers.

00:39:34: i mean this seems targeted For americans.

00:39:37: Bring an umbrella.

00:39:38: It's a good idea to bring an umbrella to Budapest.

00:39:40: even in the summer, The city can experience sudden heavy downpours especially In the warmer months.

00:39:45: or hey buy one there.

00:39:47: Bring forints not euros.

00:39:49: yeah okay Though Hungary uses the foreign as its currency.

00:39:52: some hotels restaurants and shops will accept euros giving change back in Forints.

00:39:56: that sucks That sucks.

00:39:58: I've done that before.

00:39:59: i've been in places.

00:40:01: um Try to think of the.

00:40:03: I don't know.

00:40:04: it's like in Switzerland or something where you You can give euros at some place and they give you change back that.

00:40:10: You'll just never use again That i have, like?

00:40:13: Don't know?

00:40:14: fifties-somethings Swiss francs.

00:40:18: i forget The swiss notes and like coins from it.

00:40:21: Just It's Like.

00:40:22: i Have Canadian Money.

00:40:23: i Think i've Something From China too.

00:40:25: i don't even Know.

00:40:25: i've Never Been to Canada or China, but somehow I have money from these places.

00:40:30: Since establishments can be reluctant Pack for the pool.

00:40:57: Soaking in Budapest's thermal baths is one of the city most treasured experiences, so pack your stuff for swimming including a pair of flip-flops or pool sandals and beach towel!

00:41:06: People know how to pack for the Pool!

00:41:09: Good Lord you can rent a towel if you prefer not to bulk out your bags but be prepared to pay as much oh As fourteen USD.

00:41:17: I knew they were targeting Americans here.

00:41:20: Five thousand four cents is five thousand four dollars.

00:41:25: Doesn't that sound like?

00:41:26: I mean, it's just an insane number.

00:41:28: Yes one towel please.

00:41:29: Oh what is it?

00:41:30: Five thousand forints book tickets in advance for popular museums and I don't have to worry about That.

00:41:38: one Number seven download taxi and transport apps.

00:41:41: Why is that?

00:41:43: in the things-to-know they should?

00:41:45: Just my god people It's twenty twenty six.

00:41:48: everything has a nap.

00:41:48: Just why does that end of thinks to know for Buddha best not specific to Budapest?

00:41:53: Oh, here we go.

00:41:54: Never hail a taxi!

00:41:56: Flagging taxis on the street is risky because some rogue operators rip visitors off by driving around the city or using other tricks?

00:42:09: What?!

00:42:10: This has been happening less and less in recent years.

00:42:12: but it's still better to call a cab or use an app.

00:42:15: order one.

00:42:17: Well first of Whose hailing taxies in twenty-twenty six?

00:42:22: maybe?

00:42:25: Maybe like New York or London, I don't know.

00:42:27: I Don't know anyone who doesn't use a phone for just about anything?

00:42:31: I mean my mom has an app for Sonic like the sonic fast-food restaurant Like yeah, I have one from McDonald's.

00:42:39: you know what do You mean?

00:42:42: don't flag it.

00:42:44: i think i Think you don't have to worry About people Flagging A taxi.

00:42:49: maybe It's Pretty Common There i don't Know.

00:42:50: but Wow, the image of this tram though in the city looks gorgeous.

00:42:57: But wow that's so funny imagining someone being like just in a car and just bein' like I gotcha now And you drive around for two-and-a half hours.

00:43:07: Validate your public transport ticket.

00:43:10: Okay, but why is this in the things to know?

00:43:12: and Budapest don't hail taxi because it might be bad guy.

00:43:17: drive around long time charge a lot of money.

00:43:18: validate Your ticket?

00:43:20: Because that's not.

00:43:21: if it's not stamped It doesn't count.

00:43:23: I don't know what a Budapests accent sounds like an.

00:43:25: I Don't care to speculate What accent I thought I was doing.

00:43:29: oh my god.

00:43:31: Number ten is learn how to board the bus.

00:43:35: Fucking stupid!

00:43:44: Learn how to board the bus.

00:43:46: How slow do you think?

00:43:50: Are tourists in Budapest this

00:43:52: dumb?!

00:43:54: I mean, this is clearly targeted... ...to a specific demographic here.

00:43:57: No get me wrong there's dumb tourists In every city and world And i've been a dumb tourist like excuse-me sir But learn how to get on a bus.

00:44:09: Where do you think we're going here?

00:44:12: Most of the time, You can get on a bus in Budapest through any door.

00:44:15: There's no need to show your ticket to the driver.

00:44:18: if you have a single ticket... ...you can validate it!

00:44:20: If you notice a bus that opens its front-door only to boarding passengers Get in line and have your ticket ready.

00:44:26: Yeah That's how getting on a Bus works everywhere.

00:44:31: Like he didn't Have To Show A Ticket As A Child On The School Bus.

00:44:34: But Normally If A Door Opens At A Bus Stop And the open door is on a bus.

00:44:41: You wait for people to get off, and then you get in the

00:44:44: bus.".

00:44:45: My God!

00:44:45: That's on things-to-know.

00:44:47: before traveling specifically to Budapest.

00:44:49: Learn not to get on a BUS.

00:44:52: After midnight take a taxi back to your accommodations.

00:44:56: Budapeste city center especially district seven is fairly nocturnal... ...and this sounds like written by someone who has never been invited to party.

00:45:05: District seven is fairly nocturnal, and the central districts inside The Grand Boulevard are safe after midnight.

00:45:13: But if you're staying in Budapest's outer neighborhoods such as district eight or nine... District Nine?

00:45:19: Is that where they keep the aliens?

00:45:21: Beyond The Grand boulevard it's safest to take a taxi to your accommodations If You're Having A Late Night.

00:45:26: Okay so just literally any city again like any City If you live on the outskirts, You're going to take a cab anyway.

00:45:37: Unless you lived there then you might know your way around.

00:45:40: Learn.

00:45:41: this is also funny.

00:45:42: learn a few words in Hungarian before arriving.

00:45:46: Again.

00:45:46: that's such a personal preference.

00:45:47: This is clearly written by someone who was from their like looking outward at Americans.

00:45:53: but You're either going to be the person who comes to Germany and learns like, bit it in Danke.

00:46:00: Or you're gonna do that or not?

00:46:05: It's a strange thing knowing how to say please thank you goes long way with locals.

00:46:09: before your trip buy a phrase book and learn... Oh my god!

00:46:14: Before your trip Buy A Phrase Book And Learn The Basics of This Idiosyncratic Language.

00:46:22: I'm good I got google translate on my phone.

00:46:26: One very important tip, make sure you get the accent right on the E. Okay?

00:46:32: So this term would be egg is sigedre.

00:46:41: and don't accidentally say eg es seg edre The first means to your health And the other is to your whole ass.

00:46:52: Well You shouldn't have told me that because now I'm going To your whole ass.

00:46:57: baby bottoms up in more ways than one.

00:47:00: and Budapest.

00:47:02: Oh, no all those guys.

00:47:03: They wanted to get on a bus but they walked into the tires.

00:47:06: oh why didn't I read?

00:47:07: The list first.

00:47:09: ah Sorry guys two you're hole-ass Two your asshole wearing a swimming cap in the bathhouse pools.

00:47:19: You can enter the swimming pools at the thermal baths only if you're wearing is swimming cap.

00:47:23: okay see now that's interesting.

00:47:25: It's a mandatory rule that you must wear swimming cap.

00:47:28: I did not know that many bathhouses sell swimming caps at the ticket office for two thousand foreigns.

00:47:34: This rule does not apply to the thermal baths themselves only to the on-site swimming pools.

00:47:39: So tipping it restaurants, let's see where they go with this one.

00:47:42: some restaurants include a service charge service charge On The Bill.

00:47:45: so again literally any city?

00:47:51: I like how they say it usually appears on the bill as service.

00:47:58: It's spelled a little different, but you immediately look this.

00:48:00: You're like oh Service Oh service yeah service charge boom If not its customary to tip around ten percent.

00:48:07: Okay.

00:48:07: So same is Germany.

00:48:08: Hungarians often round up the Bill and tell the server How much They want To pay?

00:48:13: Oh Hungarian Like The Customers Often Rounded The Bill Up Until This.

00:48:17: Yes okay again I understand.

00:48:21: This is this has written for someone who's like, I've never left my barn and the only place i'm gonna go Is boot up past hungary.

00:48:32: now you tell me what?

00:48:33: I gotta do to these people talk.

00:48:34: did they eat food?

00:48:37: How do they ride the buses?

00:48:39: Do I have to take a bus everywhere there?

00:48:41: I've Never done that before.

00:48:42: Did They Have To Get In Through The Engine?

00:48:45: And Did They Validate Tickets Here If you give a bait note that's more than your bill and say thank-you, Your server will likely see this as an invitation to keep the change.

00:48:54: That's true!

00:48:54: That's actually good to know but it is not specific to Hungary.

00:49:04: This next one is very opposite of Germany so... See now?

00:49:07: It gets unique where it gets interesting.

00:49:10: Hungarians don't say cheers with beers or at least they haven't for the past hundred fifty years.

00:49:16: did you mean Mrs... Jennifer Walker.

00:49:22: Wait, Jennifer Walker?

00:49:23: She's an American!

00:49:25: I'm a Anglo-Hungarian ex nuclear physicist turned freelance writer who has lived and worked in the UK Germany Spain Georgia India & Hungary.

00:49:34: i mostly write about Budapest and Vienna including chapters In Lonely Planets Secret City And Around The World In Eighty Food Trucks around the world in eighty food trucks.

00:49:42: I am the co editor of panel magazine.

00:49:44: when im not writing reading or attempting to teach my cat chess You might find me in a ridiculous fancy costume out on the town with The Budapest Surrealist Society.

00:49:57: Jennifer Walker, you're trying too hard.

00:50:01: Just be yourself.

00:50:04: And if you didn't plan on saying cheers with beers fifty years If you didn' mean to rhyme and you did rhyme?

00:50:11: Shame!

00:50:12: If this is your choice I salute ya.

00:50:15: Hungarians don't say Cheers With Beers Or at least they haven't for the past hundred fifty years.

00:50:20: When Austria's Habsburg defeated Hungary in the Eighteen Forty-Eight Revolution, who can forget?

00:50:27: Who can forget.

00:50:28: Austrians in Vienna celebrated their defeat by toasting and clinking

00:50:31: Biesteins.".

00:50:33: Oh so this is a petty protest as a form of subtle protest.

00:50:36: Hungarians vowed never to do the same and they haven't raged beer glasses since!

00:50:41: They don't cheers because in eighteen forty eight Austrians defeated Hungary.

00:50:52: Bro, that's petty.

00:50:54: That's really petty.

00:50:56: I mean things become tradition in the weirdest ways right?

00:50:59: I mean, Germany is with their beer clinking.

00:51:01: That's a whole different thing.

00:51:02: the eye contact.

00:51:03: it's aggressive.

00:51:04: Please stop.

00:51:04: It's like putting your penis in my eyeball.

00:51:06: Stop it just relax.

00:51:08: Just say cheers and look down at the table Like just relax.

00:51:12: But this is the opposite.

00:51:13: This is such a funny petty protest.

00:51:14: Hungarians vowed to never do the same And they haven't done it since You might notice some of the younger crowd forgoing this rule.

00:51:21: So if you're In The Company Of Hungarians With Beer Follow Their Lead Or you'll be murdered.

00:51:27: Note that this rule doesn't apply to drinks like wine or palinka, a local fruit brandy.

00:51:31: Hungarians even consider it rude... What?

00:51:34: Hungarians Even Consider It Rude Not To Look The Other Person In The Eyes And Say Cheers When Raising A Glass Of Anything Other Than Beer.

00:51:40: So Its Literally Just A Petty Rule of Beer.

00:51:42: They There.

00:51:43: If Someone Has A Wine Glass They're Like Looking in the Eyes Cheers.

00:51:46: Hope You Enjoy It!

00:51:47: How's It Tastes?

00:51:48: Oh Delicious.

00:51:49: But if you have a beer they'll be like If YOU Raise That Glass.

00:51:52: Your DEAD TO ME Toby.

00:51:55: I like this one, greet staff when you enter a shop.

00:52:00: This is just how to be person when walk around.

00:52:04: so When go-to city Big bus big car stop You get on door.

00:52:10: door open.

00:52:11: Go through door.

00:52:12: do not open door Not work can't go on bus you go to store.

00:52:18: see person.

00:52:19: use mouth go high.

00:52:21: Yeah that's not specific to hungry my friends.

00:52:24: When you go into a smaller shop, it's polite to say... I'll find out because i have a phone.

00:52:32: Okay Jennifer?

00:52:35: Number seventeen don't smile too much Guys.

00:52:40: this is-I'm starting to think that this is rage bait.

00:52:44: This I mean, people- they're tourists.

00:52:48: They're not like.

00:52:48: you're not going there to... You're not Jason Bourne!

00:52:52: You're NOT GOING TO BUDAPEST TO BLEND INTO SOCIETY, YOU KNOW?

00:52:56: To like sneak around and figure out who kidnapped the mayor's daughter or something like that.

00:53:02: Don't get caught don't get busted, mission impossible shit.

00:53:06: This is..don't smile too much because Hungarians DON'T.

00:53:08: They are not the smileiest people And smiling at strangers a while out & about Is MUCH LESS PREVELENT in Hungarian culture than it is Let's say in the United States.

00:53:18: Told you this was targeted walking around with your big smile.

00:53:21: I love This.

00:53:21: Walking Around With A Big Smile On Your Face All The Time as if like Couldn't You?

00:53:29: Hungarians Like They'll Know Your Retourists.

00:53:32: That'S Okay.

00:53:33: Imagine, You Look Up At This Gorgeous Castle Or You're Realizing How Clever It Is To Name These Places Buddha and Pest As One Word And it Put a Smile on Your Face.

00:53:45: Don't put your big dumb smile on you face, because it'll make clear to the locals that you're not one of them and they don't like you.

00:53:53: She didn't say this last part but it is specifying... It will probably make it clear for the local people.

00:53:59: what are we doing?

00:54:00: Walking around in sneakers walking into a bus from the bottom?

00:54:07: Are YOU trying to...?

00:54:10: Did you nose planned into the window of a side-of-the-bus wearing sneakers without your umbrella?

00:54:16: Well, just make sure you don't smile because then they'll know.

00:54:18: You're all not local.

00:54:20: There's no harm in smiling but it might attract a tout trying to sell you a bus tour.

00:54:27: Dude this is rule number one of traveling anywhere.

00:54:30: Yeah gotta get them.

00:54:31: Get the no gun out and have that locked and loaded.

00:54:35: Public carry okay No conceal to carry Open carry no gun.

00:54:40: You got to have that shit.

00:54:42: it like cocked back.

00:54:44: Loose trigger finger, you know.

00:54:46: excuse me now.

00:54:48: Hey I just want no No, nope.

00:54:50: Nope.

00:54:50: No, I have literally put my hands up and danced out of a may.

00:54:54: I Have a. can't-I talk to about us?

00:54:56: Excuse me sir Do you have a second to no note?

00:55:06: No, no, no No, no.

00:55:07: Get away now!

00:55:09: I don't want to talk to you about Jesus.

00:55:10: I Don't Want You To Have My Money?

00:55:12: I Don'T WANT TO BE ON THE SIDEWALK WITH YOU ANYMORE.

00:55:17: Now please go and fuck off.

00:55:21: That went on way too long.

00:55:23: Take precautions with your belongings.

00:55:25: so again going to a city or just anywhere that's not your house keep your wallet on you And watch out for the... Okay, here we go.

00:55:34: Here We Go!

00:55:35: Watch Out For The Budapest Bar Scam Now.

00:55:39: let's see what this is all about.

00:55:41: Unfortunately one of the main risks in visiting Budapeste Is getting ripped off.

00:55:47: There's One Recurring scam that says oldest time Male Travelers Mwah Will Often Be Approached By Attractive Friendly Young Women who invite them to a bar.

00:56:03: I would already know it's a scam!

00:56:06: If you're too dumb, if you get like Margot Robbie coming up at you and be like hi uh- You are not from around here right?

00:56:16: She doesn't sound that way.

00:56:17: That is like Sydney Sweeney Like Hi...You aren' t from around her right?

00:56:22: That isn't even that far out of my voice.

00:56:24: Hi..You aren't from around there right?

00:56:26: Actually its very far.

00:56:28: Wow i really liked your jaca.

00:56:31: You want to come inside and have a drink with me?

00:56:34: That's not a bad Sydney Sweeney.

00:56:35: She has kind of a taper of eyes.

00:56:37: Do you wanna come inside an have a drank?

00:56:42: Um... I would immediately be like, no devil woman!

00:56:48: Be gone from ME!

00:56:50: I am but a eunuch!

00:56:52: A shaved pale Ken doll-of-a

00:56:54: man!!

00:56:55: I AM NOTHING TO

00:56:56: YOU!!!

00:56:57: My money is held up in Bitcoin investments.

00:57:03: Once inside, the men get presented with a huge bill along with threats of calling police if they don't pay.

00:57:10: Ooh!

00:57:11: The main moral-of-the story question mark?

00:57:13: Try to resist tagging along with any women who approach you.

00:57:22: Or at least avoid any bar.

00:57:24: they suggest... That's funny.

00:57:26: imagine that one time this little ugly duckling girl finally discovers herself Turns into like the swan gets her confidence up after a long arduous coming of age journey Of self-discovery.

00:57:38: and then she goes out says I am gonna ask that boy out And then she walks up.

00:57:43: Like hi, I couldn't help but notice.

00:57:46: no bitch You're going to steal my money.

00:57:48: black has a whistle.

00:57:51: we got a pig pocket over here.

00:57:52: She's like Anyway, that's what would happen with me.

00:57:58: Let's wrap this up.

00:57:59: There's two more.

00:58:00: be aware of recent LGBTQ plus laws.

00:58:04: Hungary is earning a bad reputation With LGBTIQ plus travelers because of laws That have been enacted over the last few years such as one making it impossible For trans people to legally change their gender.

00:58:15: whoa I didn't know about.

00:58:17: another so-called Anti anti pedophile bill draws lamentable peril okay?

00:58:23: This will some all the sudden quite complicated words here.

00:58:27: Another law, the so-called anti pedophile bill draws lamentable parallels between pedophilia and homosexuality and bans ojbt iq plus representation in media available to people under eighteen.

00:58:42: what oh my god.

00:58:44: okay I didn't know.

00:58:46: it was all like that hungry.

00:58:51: The good news is that Budapest is more liberal, especially if you stay around downtown.

00:58:55: A vibrant population of progressive activists keeps up the fight for LGBTIQ plus rights in Hungary and pride gets bigger every

00:59:02: year.".

00:59:03: That's kind of makes me think a little bit like New Orleans.

00:59:06: all the outskirts areas are very red state coded.

00:59:10: it's very conservative Republican far right anti-progressive Not everyone, but it's votes that way the state votes.

00:59:19: That way and then you have New Orleans Which is this blue ink dot of like?

00:59:23: You know?

00:59:25: Yeah Vibrant progressive activism.

00:59:29: So last But not least Know how to get medical help if needed.

00:59:33: okay see now finally she's wrapping up things Like yeah How would I get medical helping hungry tell me for peace of mind It's a good idea to get insurance before traveling.

00:59:46: You've disappointed Me Jennifer.

00:59:48: The Hungarian public health system is often understaffed, and it can be hard to find English-speaking doctors or nurses in public hospitals and clinics.

00:59:56: Popular private clinics include First Med & Swiss Clinic.

00:59:59: if you need a pharmacy You'll find them all across the city center with a few that are open.

01:00:02: twenty four seven.

01:00:03: so basically like It doesn't tell you how to get medical help at All!

01:00:10: It just says there's some pharmacies around.

01:00:14: Good luck, good luck finding a doctor who understands you.

01:00:17: There's not going to be enough people around and your gonna probably get some insurance before even go there.

01:00:24: Literally told me nothing about how to get the medical help.

01:00:27: You know why?

01:00:28: Because it would say Google Hospital Or here is simple rule.

01:00:33: It was probably same as they are I would bet!

01:00:38: I'm looking up right now Before i tell what im thinking Mm-hmm, how to mm-hmm in mm-hm.

01:00:47: Knew it knew it knew It.

01:00:49: here you go Here You Go.

01:00:50: Jennifer guys if you go To Budapest and you need Medical Attention Emergency medical attention?

01:00:56: You know what you do.

01:00:57: the same thing you Do Everywhere Else Especially In Europe.

01:01:04: What Americans Would Know as call nine one One because Nine Eleven you know never Forget In Europe, it's one-one two and I used to work at this elementary school.

01:01:16: And we used to teach the kids you know like index finger on The left hand index finger On the right hand and he go one One any like hit your hands together?

01:01:26: Like the palms and that's too.

01:01:28: one one two one one Two.

01:01:31: so That's how you get medical attention not just a. yeah Oh, you wanna know how to get help for... You need medical attention?

01:01:39: Yeah.

01:01:40: Well first off be insured before you even think about getting tickets.

01:01:43: okay Don't wear any sneakers.

01:01:46: don't walk into the closed door of a parked bus.

01:01:50: Don't forget an umbrella.

01:01:51: Don't be an idiot!

01:01:53: Y'know Make sure to bring flip-flops for the bath houses.

01:01:58: And if you do find a doctor somewhere, I don't really know how.

01:02:02: Good luck!

01:02:03: They don't speak any English.

01:02:04: there's only gonna be two people for hospital with a thousand patients and yeah... There is pharmacy.

01:02:11: some way You'll find them.

01:02:12: Yeah good luck chief!

01:02:13: Good luck sport!

01:02:15: Don't smile too much.

01:02:16: we dont like that over here!

01:02:19: What does that bear?

01:02:20: Dont look at me!

01:02:21: What is this in Korea?

01:02:23: You didn't cheers me.

01:02:24: go to hell.

01:02:25: It will be fun.

01:02:26: I'll be in Budapest, October fourteenth at the Mixat location and tickets will available for that very soon.

01:02:37: And yeah, the military shows and The Cologne Comedy Festival once again.

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