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A Tour is a'Comin...

A Tour is a'Comin...

Also, I'm writing a book and promise to not show up without clothes. Equally important.

I Broke My Ankle

There was no other guy. Just a pizza on the floor and a rip in my pants.

"I am SO happy... Oh, I'm SO dumb" with Moe Bat

Yes, THOSE Oscars! You know, the ones that nominated our friend Moritz? The ones that nominated a movie JORDAN is acting in??? Wake up baby, it's an all new episode!

New Year, Same Jordan

Golden Globe nominations, book release info, new tour and GERMAN INSURANCE?!